I need some advice. The world won't stop talking about me. Can't a guy kiss his girlfriend? Have you seen my girlfriend? She is hot. Why do they hate me so?
All you expats stop your crying already. I am doing my best to make Argentina great again! What more do you expect from me? I am working hard to fix our great nation. It's one thing for me to allow you to stay as a guest in my country but it's another thing for you to lie and complain that...