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Night out report: Mungo Lingo Friday

luca

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This is a semi-detailed write up of my experience at Mungo Lingo on a Friday night. Check out the link here if you're unfamiliar with Mundo Lingo.

I showed up at about 9:20 not quite sure what to expect. I was a bit nervous because I've never practiced my Spanish in a setting like this before. But my fears quickly subsided when the organizer gave me an American flag sticker... which is pretty much a free pass to be a dumbass and not know anything!

As I tried to decipher how the foreign system of ordering a drink worked (this bar you had to order at the register, get a ticket, and then show your ticket to the bartenders at a separate part of the bar to get your drink), I bumped into two Buenos Aires locals and started laying down some of my Spanish. They were pretty cool dudes, all-around guy's guys. Nico and Pablo. I quickly realized that my Spanish isn't so bad! I actually hired an Argentinian tutor for a few months leading up to my trip and was glad to see it was already paying off.

Moving out into the patio, I decided to pay the kindness forward that the two Porteños showed to me and started talking to the first solo person I saw - a stocky Venezuelan dude. Let me tell you, his Spanish was extremely easy to understand. We had a solid conversation and I even managed to translate a little bit for a "no sabo" American that joined in.

Stumbling further into the abyss of the Growlers Chacarito outdoor patio, I saw the two Porteños from earlier. We quickly struck up a conversation with a pair of beautiful girls. Doing the best I could to flirt with what limited Spanish I know, I asked if they were hermanas. They said "No, we're sisters in love." I thought "Ah, they must be lesbians. Well, this conversation isn't going anywhere!" Keep in mind this is a very crowded and noisy venue.

After the girls left to investigate rumors of free pizza, I joked to the Porteño guys that the girls told me they were lesbians when I tried to hit on them. This gave them a very confused look on their faces. I said, "Yeah, sisters in love. They must be lesbians, right?" Nico quickly whipped out his phone to translate and showed me a message that read, "Sisters in law." I fumbled a shot at one of these hot Porteñas because I misheard one word. Pretty important distinction though, right?

Nico typed up another translated message that almost made me spit out my drink. "The small-sized girl looked at you affectionately." That's probably one of the funniest sentences I've read in my life.

Onto get another drink. I was dismayed to see the long ass line, but what choice did I have? I hopped in and quickly started talking to a smokeshow blonde behind me. I told her, "Soy de Estados Unidos, y vos?" "De este barrio." "Ah, de la villa, no?" This got her attention. We ended up talking for almost 3 hours.

This was my first night in Buenos Aires and I loved it. Does anyone here frequent Mundo Lingo? What do you guys think about it?
 
Great! You sound like a stud! Share details. What country was she from? So is this your new pick-up place now? Did your "Spanish" get any better? Ha.
Lolol! It was the girl I met in line and talked to most of the night. She's from Argentina. She was actually there to practice her French but luckily I got to her first.

This past Friday, she brought a bunch of her girlfriends along to meet "guys like me" (her words).

One of her girlfriends talked to an American guy for like 2 hours. They seemed to be hitting it off and were clearly into each other. The end of the night rolls around and he asks if she wants to go home with him and she says no. Afterwards I asked her why - she said because he was too timid to kiss her at the bar. If he had kissed her, she would've been glad to go home with him. Lesson in there lol
 
You're my idol. Do you go with your friends? Or fly solo there? Any chance for a guy like me with bad acne? Besides the acne I'm told attractive. I am secretly hoping for a return to masks so I can cover my face!
I don't have any friends here... I just went alone. Truth be told it was like 50% Argentinian people last week and after getting the inside scoop, those girls want to talk to you. Be chatty, talk to everyone not just the women. I think the local guys are hilarious. I was making out with a girl in the middle of the bar and several local dudes walked past and gave me thumbs up / winks / one guy bit the air super aggressively which was hilarious.

And bro you're good. Don't worry about the bad acne. Just clean yourself up... Don't show up looking homeless and sh*t. Put some effort into it. Shave, dress well, get a haircut. Be confident and talk to people
 
Lolol! It was the girl I met in line and talked to most of the night. She's from Argentina. She was actually there to practice her French but luckily I got to her first.

This past Friday, she brought a bunch of her girlfriends along to meet "guys like me" (her words).

One of her girlfriends talked to an American guy for like 2 hours. They seemed to be hitting it off and were clearly into each other. The end of the night rolls around and he asks if she wants to go home with him and she says no. Afterwards I asked her why - she said because he was too timid to kiss her at the bar. If he had kissed her, she would've been glad to go home with him. Lesson in there lol
I will have to check this out. Sounds like one big place to pick up foreigners under the guise of "wanting to learn about other languages"! Ha. Portenas are NOT shy. The girls are hard core. My female friends here that are local are all about hooking up.

Argentine girls are more about picking up than Argentine guys. Most of my dates are with "nice guys" that are scared to make the first move. Thank you for sharing info about this. Never heard about it before but sounds fun. Everyone sounds young there. Do you know if anyone would want a cougar?
 
I will have to check this out. Sounds like one big place to pick up foreigners under the guise of "wanting to learn about other languages"! Ha. Portenas are NOT shy. The girls are hard core. My female friends here that are local are all about hooking up.

Argentine girls are more about picking up than Argentine guys. Most of my dates are with "nice guys" that are scared to make the first move. Thank you for sharing info about this. Never heard about it before but sounds fun. Everyone sounds young there. Do you know if anyone would want a cougar?
Actually, I found that I was the youngest person there at 25. Most of the people I met were in their 30's / 40's. The "young crowd" there is hovering around the 25 range. Unless you're like 70 years old, I don't think you'll have a problem.

From my perspective, as a foreigner going solo to a bar, I can kind of understand the being timid thing. As a guy, you're thinking that you're in a foreign country at a language exchange and you don't know if it's considered uncouth to make a move. Like what if you get denied? That would be awkward. Especially if you speak zero Spanish and you walk away from the encounter feeling like you did something wrong. You'd probably feel ostracized.

And I think you're spot on about the locals going there to pick up foreigners haha. But I'm not complaining. Blond hair / blue eyes makes me an easy target.

I think there's someone for everyone there. When I went, there was about 150 people there at peak. Are you American? What kind of guys are you looking to "pick up"?
 
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Actually, I found that I was the youngest person there at 23. Most of the people I met were in their 30's / 40's. The "young crowd" there is hovering around the 25 range. Unless you're like 70 years old, I don't think you'll have a problem.

From my perspective, as a foreigner going solo to a bar, I can kind of understand the being timid thing. As a guy, you're thinking that you're in a foreign country at a language exchange and you don't know if it's considered uncouth to make a move. Like what if you get denied? That would be awkward. Especially if you speak zero Spanish and you walk away from the encounter feeling like you did something wrong. You'd probably feel ostracized.

And I think you're spot on about the locals going there to pick up foreigners haha. But I'm not complaining. Blond hair / blue eyes makes me an easy target.

I think there's someone for everyone there. When I went, there was about 150 people there at peak. Are you American? What kind of guys are you looking to "pick up"?
23 wow you're young! Almost my son's age. Let's just say I'm in my mid/upper 40's. Keep doing your thing. Yes I am an American. Tinder has worked for me but I don't like getting stuck one on one with a stranger if they turn out to be a dud. This sounds easier.

Most of the expats I have met here are very cheap and on fixed incomes. The type of guys that I'm looking to pick up are probably on the younger side. I'm not picky. I would take 30+. I am not picky. He can be older as long as he is in good shape physically and mentally too.

I don't mind dating locals but more times than not I feel guilty they make so little and I end up picking up the check which makes me feel like I'm just going to dinner with an escort!
 
23 wow you're young! Almost my son's age. Let's just say I'm in my mid/upper 40's. Keep doing your thing. Yes I am an American. Tinder has worked for me but I don't like getting stuck one on one with a stranger if they turn out to be a dud. This sounds easier.

Most of the expats I have met here are very cheap and on fixed incomes. The type of guys that I'm looking to pick up are probably on the younger side. I'm not picky. I would take 30+. I am not picky. He can be older as long as he is in good shape physically and mentally too.

I don't mind dating locals but more times than not I feel guilty they make so little and I end up picking up the check which makes me feel like I'm just going to dinner with an escort!
Hmmmm, yeah it's probably tough to find a suitable guy. You gotta really be on equal footing or else it's just weird.

I don't know if it works in Argentina, but some of my friends use a dating app called Raya. I could be totally wrong, but I think it only has famous / wealthy dudes on it. For example, she got matched with an NBA player and he got courtside tickets for my friend and her room mate. Maybe try that out.

Other game advice would be to go to high end restaurants or wine bars.

Maybe if you come to MundoLingo I can wingman for you :ROFLMAO:
 
Hmmmm, yeah it's probably tough to find a suitable guy. You gotta really be on equal footing or else it's just weird.

I don't know if it works in Argentina, but some of my friends use a dating app called Raya. I could be totally wrong, but I think it only has famous / wealthy dudes on it. For example, she got matched with an NBA player and he got courtside tickets for my friend and her room mate. Maybe try that out.

Other game advice would be to go to high end restaurants or wine bars.

Maybe if you come to MundoLingo I can wingman for you :ROFLMAO:
Raya? Hmm. I'm no NBA player but I do have some game. Ha. (At least in my own head).
 
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